Basically, how in hell could the court get in touch with Satan to let him know he’s being sued?
Um… aren’t courts full of lawyers? I can’t see this would even be an issue.
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Hey there now…Satan’s not so bad.
Where there’s one tread in the sand is the time when Satan loaned me his old beater bike while my Kawasaki was in the shop.
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I hope this is an attempt to demonstrate the absurdity of letting religion rule any part of our very real world.
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Not to mention all of the Devil’s Towers, Devil’s Lakes, Devil’s Groves, etc scattered about. The dude has vacation properties all over the place.
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Kenyan Man Tries to Overturn the Death Sentence of Jesus Christ
Isn’t it a wee bit late?
Maybe not… I see all of these signs everywhere saying, “Jesus lives!”
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There’s Hell, Michigan too (which does occasionally freeze over. 
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This was obviously frivolous. Comcast didn’t even exist at that time.
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You’d hope so, but sadly there are very many very real people who fervently believe that Satan is a real entity that is the architect of all evil on Earth. I know one of these folks (that I do my best not to interact with), and we’ve had conversations about how he thinks there are actual demons tempting people to do evil, and when you get angry or decide to do something unethical, that you’ve listened to the demon who is literally sitting on your f-ing shoulder. Seriously. (he didn’t seem to appreciate my comment that believing that you were constantly being led astray by an invisible malignant entity who was in direct physical contact with you, would probably qualify you for involuntary commission to a psychiatric facility).
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Basically, I just love this court case for the reference to The Devil and Daniel Webster as possible precedent.
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Yes, I think the window for filing an appeal was only three days.
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I think that depends on if it burns down or not.
Fat chance of his winning. Guess where all the lawyers are.
Well, god did attempt to make reparations… If lame ones compared with its supposed powers.
“I could restore everything lost to you. It’d be as easy for an omnipotent being as doing literally anything else. But instead I’ll give you a different family.”
Heh, browsing through imgur last night I came across a demonology guide thing with the names occupations and sigils of some demons. Amongst, like 100, there was a single one referred to as “The lawyer elect of hell”. Although there were several others that were claimed to perfectly teach men rhetoric.
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He’s been an inspiration to many.
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Well, you know what they say: “God moves in rationally plausible ways”!
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