Oh wow, do you promise? There are certainly days I could really go for that!
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I think this restaurant should provide safety goggles for all diners. Maybe hard hats too.
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Thatâs perfect. They donât have to use them, but the goggles are always available.
Now if you scratch your cornea itâs your own damn fault. Like before.
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Her lawyerâs looking to get as much money as possible, according to the article. Which is, in fact, very unreasonable.
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My bad⌠I think I misread. It says:
He says Tucker sought his help after Lambert`s insurance company stonewalled his client, who wanted to be reimbursed for $6000 in medical bills she ran up because the accident also loosened her retina.
So, she asked for help paying her medical bills,and the insurance co said no. However, it seems if it caused ongoing issues. A loose retina sounds like it can cause ongoing problems.
They lawyer is seeking more than the limit allowed, but weâre not told why heâs doing so. There could be a good reason for him doing so (other than the assumed greed of the lawyer or client). Plus, it seems as if the insurance company had ponied up, this lawsuit wouldnât have materialized in the first place. Part of the reason that businesses have insurance is to deal fairly with people when they are injured on their premises. I donât think itâs unreasonable at all that they insurance company actually do their job, and that there be economic consequences when they do not. Also, asking for more than the limit generally leads to negotiation between the parties, and ends with something they can all live with. Plus, if the local limit is $25,000, I doubt theyâll get more than thatâŚ
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Sheâs lucky she didnât order the âChucked Roastâ. Those things can really smart.
Next time, just stick with the âTossed Saladâ.
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In the game of throwns, you win or you die. (dislocate a cornea?)
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True Dat. Isnât this what insurance is for? People get injured, so pay for their medical bills you caused. Your premiums will go up a buck, plus free advertising.
Wait⌠What⌠The hell?
A freak accident with a thrown roll,and the very reason you buy insurance and they wonât cover!?
Itâs time to rough up some actuaries.
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I know right⌠maybe we can send Sally Fields after themâŚ
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My parents retired to the Ozarks in the 90s (got sick of it in 2003 and moved to Arizona for a bit more progressiveness, if that tells you anything). At one point, a few of my siblings, nieces, and nephews descended on them for a get-together, and we all went to Lambertâs.
Halfway though dinner, one of my nieces ralphed on her plate. Which started a bit of the olâ reverse peristaltic chain reaction among our party.
After that we called it âthe Throwed-Up Rolls place.â
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And the manager for the group I contract for wonders why I donât want to move back to Missouri⌠I mean besides the fact that Seattle is pretty damn awesome for climate/weather. Though St. Louis isnât quite as bad as the Ozark area.
Some folkâll never throw a roll
But then again some folkâll 
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As a t-shirt I once saw at IML in Chicago, who doesnât like a nice tossed salad? (Of course I canât imagine ordering that particular dish by accident. Talk about extremely friendly service and all that.)
Yeah, I was wondering if Pastor Troy is female?
Density. Low density. In our day to day lives we confuse density with mass all the time. Ever pick up a relatively small piece of cast iron and be surprised at its heft? Thatâs because your brain is pretty bad at judging weight. Iâm holding a roll in my hand, and while itâs not heavy, itâs a little over an ounce. About the weight of a two-pack of Sharpies (I checked Amazon). You can detach a retina with that. A roll may be soft, but it is fairly elastic, so it doesnât lose a ton of energy in deformation.
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Really? Iâve never eaten one, I was eating a Kingâs Hawaiian roll when I wrote that, and I figured we were talking about soft fresh rolls.
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Shortly re-named to âLambertâs Cafe, Home of the soft, underhanded toss from about 3 feet awaâŚoh Iâll just put the bowl right here on the table for you, rollsâ
Totally. They were soft and fluffy. I caught one â theyâre the size of a large fist â and almost immediately, a guy was at my table with a big jug of sorghum molasses to spoon over it.
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