Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/03/07/man-sues-vegas-luxury-hotel-after-scorpion-sting-in-testicles-while-in-bed.html
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What is the protocol for a scorpion stinging a guest’s testicles*? Must be a very comprehensive list to include that.
Sounds like a Bond villain is involved somewhere.
*beyond being dismissive and unapologetic.
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Are we expecting the man to die?
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Title of the lawsuit to be: Scorpion v ‘Frog’ and/or what stings in Vegas stays (the court)
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The scorpion was below the red panda basket, but above the rattlesnake meat and the 300 Apple watches.
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How the hell??
These places are basically hermetically sealed. I can’t imagine how this would even get inside, let alone all the way to a guest room.
Which, BTW are very nice. Got to stay there a couple times for conferences. My nuts were not stung, however.
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10.2.8s : when the testicle stinging scorpion is delivered to a guest that did not request it….
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Pretty ballsy of the hotel, treating this guy like that
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“fool! you knew i was a scorpion when you took me to bed!”
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Probably rode in on his luggage. Happened to me traveling Mexico once. (The scorpion-on-the-luggage part, not the being-stung-on-the-testicles part.)
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I got stung by a big scorpion once while clsaring flood debris for the Texas Highway Department. The stimg was somewhat similar to a wasp’s but the swelling lasted longer.
Alas I did not die or even ponder my own mortality.
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“Ball stinging scorpions in your room are an additional upcharge and not included with the standard resort fee.”
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Huh, some places you pay extra for that.
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Thank goodness! 
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And ensure that guest is not charged for unrequested scorpion.
Subnote 10.2.8t: notify management of undocumented scorpion deployment.
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Which impies that this sort of thing has happened before.
Otherwise, it is a non-answer.
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Oh, I don’t know…it’s possible the protocol for incidents of this sort is “Be dismissive and unapologetic.”
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That may well be true for any incident, as well.
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