Originally published at: Man tells captivating story about the time he was attacked by a beaver | Boing Boing
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He slammed on the breaks
Please fix/edit this (before we end up in a world where nobody knows what brakes are).
ETA Thank you @pesco
He slammed on the brakes
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I haven’t heard such a good story teller in a long time. Makes me look forward to a future day when I’m vaccinated and can travel/hang out with others and, if I’m lucky, run into someone who tells a story like this man tells a story.
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he was attacked by a beaver
I’ve heard that sailors yarn before, come on now, you know it was the other way around…
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It’s a fact that they never made anyone go faster. FACT!
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Note: Racoons
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I just had some new brakes put on my car. I asked for Super Disco Brakes and they laughed at me. Jerks.
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Barbara Frum wasn’t so lucky with a certain guest.
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“Ah, the dancing girl from Damascus…”
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Ok so then what happened?
I was scared half to death when I shipwrecked a homemade raft into a beaver damn out on Putah creek in Yolo county. Beaver was pissed and chased us off. It was really scary. Laugh if you must but I bet you would have abandoned ship too if you were there.
The raft became part of the damn.
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He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he’d take himself a peek
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis
Now he ain’t pissed for a week
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The British Columbian earless beaver… rat bastards
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Voyage of the Damned?
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Aye matey.
Voyage of the Damned indeed!
You silly, thank you.
This you?
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Nice peg leg, beaver git you?
