Man wearing full Amish garb clocks great time in marathon

Meanwhile at UnderArmour HQ in Boulder, CO. or so, everyone freaks out at their standing desk and clean lifts the nearest half-pallet of space-age cloth overhead in frustration.

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It’s not a monolithic culture or tradition. There is no central governing body. Each parish is totally independent, and interprets the Ordnung and the Bible as required by circumstances in a constantly evolving, pragmatic fashion.

I would be extremely surprised if an Amish community accepted use of modern attention-sucking smartphones by family members inside an Amish home, or even on their property. Nothing’s impossible, but that would be really incredibly highly unlikely. However, I wouldn’t be surprised at all to see Amish folk using cell phones for communication with family members who are temporarily outside the community, in order to co-ordinate transport. They’ve been using land lines to interact with “the English” for a very long time, although they are usually forbidden to use phones to gossip or chat.

Well, then you have the important part right! They are a mindful people, who eschew technologies that do not directly benefit their way of life, and they are not afraid of work or silence. Labor-saving contraptions are a constant source of argument for their communities, because they don’t see work as something to be avoided, but they sometimes need to increase productivity for economic reasons.

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Similar times have been recorded by people dressed as leprechauns, carrots and toilets.

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