Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/18/police-seek-drivers-of-abandon.html
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So was the horse drunk? just sayin…
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These are Amish slowly drifting into the 1970s.
Was there a shag carpet in the back?
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No worries, it was an old tape deck.
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I’d like to hear some Amish gangsta singing about his Alpine and his 40 of ultra low carb beer.
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TONIGHT on COPS: When the Amish go bad, Pennsylvania police have to break out the riot gear!
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Close enough:
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Ask and ye shall receive.
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Maybe some kid going through a rumspringa crisis.
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They were probably coming back from a drive-by beard-cutting.
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Amish Drag Race
Coming to a Cracker Barrel near you!
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If this buggy dost rock,
Seekest thou not to knock.
edited to add: Of course while that sounds old-timey in a renfaire way, it has little to no resemblance to the German dialect often spoken by Amish. Pennsylvania Dutch language - Wikipedia
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What goes clip clop BANG clip clop?
An Amish drive-by shooting.
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When Amish people party they don’t just raise the roof, they raise the whole dang BARN.
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Funnily enough, their tour manager and I follow each other on twitter.
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As usual, I am thankful for drinking ICE coffee while reading. Hot coffee would have scalded my nostrils coming out.
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8-track of this:
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