Man who killed man he believed was a chicken is released

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Those chickens are a public menace.

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KFC is hiring.

set Glanton free from his oversight and the supervision of mental health workers

Seems to me it would be a better idea to have mental health workers continue to supervise the man. Or am I missing something?

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Shouldn’t he be trying to kill the aliens, not the innocent people the aliens magicked into chickens?

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A similar thing happened when a space probe landed on Gilligan’s Island.

“These doors goin’ swing wide!”
(Raising Arizona)

I feel dumb for asking this, but someone DID show him a picture of a chicken and a person and make him identify them correctly before letting him out. Right?

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Yikes…

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I would also make sure he wants to kill neither. You know, just in case.

In related news, former Kids WB star Chicken Boo is still missing…

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Dammit, beat me to it.

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From the article:

He was employed for several years at a Home Depot store in Chesterfield, working three to four hours a day, five days a week. But he lost the job — despite being named employee of the month several times — after the victim’s family learned of his employment during a similar review hearing last year and complained to store management.

This? This is the kind of thing that could cut off his supply of meds and a real chance of easing back into society. Remember that we don’t have universal healthcare in this country.

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