If Spicer hangs himself backstage, I will become a devoted watcher of the show.
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This is nothing new. Albert Speer sat in for Paul Lynde as the center square for most of a season, and we all remember how funny Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf was when he was on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune.
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As many as cause or worsen traffic by rubbernecking at car accidents.
I hope that’s step 8.
Step 5 is Appear in court and lie (accidentally or intentionally) to the judge.
Step 6 is Get convicted of your original charge and/or perjury.
Step 7 is Serve your full prison sentence. Do not pass Go, do not collect a presidental pardon.
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This should surprise no one.
He’s already proven that he has no dignity.
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The poor Onion. The satire industry officially died this week.
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Cool cool cool. I’m definitely not screaming on the inside. I’m definitely okay with him not going to federal prison for his involvement in a massive campaign to obstruct the justice department, and I’m perfectly fine with seeing him dance on a game show while the world burns. Yep yep yep! Perfectly fine 
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Seriously, (un)fuck that dude. (I feel like this should be the only response every time his name comes up.)
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treason + time = Dancing with the Stars?
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Complicit
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After Tom DeLay and Rick Perry, this announcement should really surprise no one at all.
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who is the star he’ll dance with?
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It’ll probably a catgirl
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Sean Who???
How about filling a remote island (no, not Greenland) with all former members of this administration. Heck, add all current ones… and then wait for sea level to rise. That show I would pay to watch.
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He’s gotta have a partner; who’d even touch this guy?
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I do remember Hitler on Ice
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Why torture the good folks of Greenland?
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He has prior work experience dancing around the truth. But I can’t imagine how much they would have to pay the truth to dance with this bag of lies.
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Well, proof that if there is a god he/she/it/they are not omni-benevolent.
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