Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/21/man-who-repeatedly-lied-to-the.html
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“The fault, dear Spicer, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.”
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I already do not watch DWTS, and so now I’ll be HARD not watching it? I hope this will be Spicer’s last hurrah before we never hear from him again.
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Dance Rabbit, Dance.
May the floor be slick and the carrots tainted.
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Remember folks, tragedy + time = comedy.
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Yet another proof that there is no God.
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Sometimes I feel like I live in a bad parody of reality.
You really can´t make this shit up, even if you snort up the annual coke production of Columbia.
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TV execs are so out of touch. Nobody wants to see this, they want to see Spicey in jail stripes and a clown wig.
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You know, rather than stopping the revolving door between the banks or defense contractors and the government, this administration has opened a new revolving door between the government and reality TV.
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Will someone be shooting at his feet? I would watch that.
“Dance! You varmint!”
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Sean Spicer is a poor substitute.
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And they said there was nowhere left to go for DWTS after Tom DeLay…
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All part of the normalization process.
Step 1 was that unfortunate appearance on the Emmys where he was allowed to mock Melissa McCarthy’s mocking of him on SNL.
(Anthony Scaramucci is on Step 10.)
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If he slips on the dance floor and breaks his spine I’ll be sure to wait a respectful 0.01 seconds before laughing my ass off.
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Buzz Aldrin was my favorite contestant of all time!
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Wow… I wonder how many people will actually “want” to see this dude for entertainment.
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Step 1: You assist in undermining a 240+ year old democracy and happily spew lies of a wannabe dictator.
Step 2: Get agent.
Step 3: Get a gig at the Grammies (?) and make fun of yourself assisting in undermining a 240+ year old democracy by happily spewing lies of a wannabe dictator.
Step 4: Dance with the Stars
I hope step 5 involves destitution and a gutter.
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Or spontaneous human combustion in front of an audience of millions. But I realize that’s a long shot. Maybe if they turned up the lights a bit?
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