🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 If it wasn't for Canada 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁

I am so giving you 2 meowmeowbeans for that!

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If it wasn’t for Canada, the U.S. would be the capital of moose porn…

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I know it,s pedantic but the above is a swan sorry couldnt help my self.

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It’s ok, it was the only Nazi Anatidae I had.

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I should get the moose together with my derpasaurus, so they can rub their faces all over each other. Who knew moose like face scritches so much?

If it wasn’t for Canada, we wouldn’t have this “round-about” to make fun of:

Seriously, Canucks, this isn’t round.

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I believe it’s pronounced “round-a-BOOT”.

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Only if you’re in Minne-so-da or Canuckistan.

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To be fair, no-one in Canada calls Confusion Corner a roundabout.

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See @monkeyoh’s comment above for proper pronunciation, eh? And this thread is not a-boot being fair.

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Oh Canada…

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If it wasn’t for Canada, we wouldn’t have all these Rob Ford threads.

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If it wasn’t for Canada, I’d believe all the negative stereotypes about trailer parks instead of realizing they are fun hotbeds of liquor, drugs, and humorous wacky schemes that always end in a lighthearted trip to jail.

Also, if it weren’t for Canada who would take care of all the kitties?

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Surely, you can’t be serious.

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Watch the movie. (Forbidden Planet)
He’s definitely a proto-Kirk on a proto-Enterprise.

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If it wasn’t for Canada, Rob Ford would be in the lead over Ted Cruz.


Primarily yours,
the OtherMichael

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If it wasn’t for Canada we wouldn’t have had the greatest cartoon in history.

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I know this song from beginning to end, all the words, and have on occasion burst into it in front of a horrified MrPants… who has never watched the show. LOL - I still don’t think he’s seen this video. At least now he’s used to me bursting into song.

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If it wasn’t for Canada, we wouldn’t have 43-person Squamish.

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If it wasn’t for Canada, California wouldn’t have been on the receiving end of a naval bombardment last week.

Posted without context: HMCS Vancouver off America’s west coast last week, firing a missile at a target in California.

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The Canadian plot to wipe out the Kardashians was foiled by faulty intelligence.

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