🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 If it wasn't for Canada 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁 🍁

if it wasn’t for canada, we could see her from here.

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Isn’t it ironic?

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You oughta know.

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The world would have to look for a new greatest achievement in taxidermy.
(Currently: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police)

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Perfect


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Remember, the Media Is The Message.

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If Canada hadn’t legalized same-sex marriage over a decade ago, leading to American same-sex couples getting married in Canada and returning to challenge several state governments in court for recognition, America likely wouldn’t have same-sex marriage today.

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What would Dudley Do?

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I wouldn’t have had my one time traveling attempt to assassinate Hitler thwarted by Prime Minister Mackenzie King.

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American toddlers wouldn’t have an inferiority complex…

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The β€œFive Eyes” alliance between the intelligence agencies of the US, Australia, Canada, New Zealand and the UK, would be known as β€œFour Eyes.”

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Do you have more info on this marvelous distinction?

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If it wasn’t for Canada, we wouldn’t have one of our finest science fiction captains:

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Nope. It made the rounds about a decade ago.

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If it wasn’t for Canada there would have been way fewer stoner metal-heads Randroids in my High School.


(Also there would have been way fewer cars blaring out Toronto’s airport code in morse code in the parking lot.)

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The Great Seal of the United States wouldn’t have any North American competition for being the coolest:


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If it wasn’t for Canada we’d have to call those evil geese something else.

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What would bald eagles eat?

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