Marine pilot under investigation for tracing a penis shape in the sky

Thought this was a re-boing-oing-oing-oing-oing , but no, it’s just that we’re in the stupidest timeline.


Decline of civilization! Our noble ancestors would NEVER have…oh.


I was going to post that, but it isn’t THAT old. Like 1600s.

Goin’ up to the penis in the sky…

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Using the Grand Tetons mountain range (aka les trois tétons or “the three nipples”) as inspiration maybe if people complain the marines should just use French slang and call the dick a bite, zizi or queue then claim it’s a flight training technique.that only causes the contrails to appear that way from a very specific angle.

Then go on to say “By the way, you are the first person to ever report this. Have you considered that maybe it’s your dirty mind making the connection?”

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Whoever made the Salton Sea that shape should also be fired.

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