Hilarious cockpit transcript of the Navy pilots who drew a giant penis in the sky over Washington

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/05/14/hilarious-cockpit-transcript-o.html

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I’m glad that the Navy Times has made these transcripts available. Without this record of the professionalism these airmen brought to their dick drawing, we might get some wrong ideas about the maturity and seriousness of our armed forces.

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Why is it never skygina?

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Too complicated. :wink:

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snigger cockpit snigger

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What have you been looking at?!

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Guy knows how to handle his stick with precision.

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He’s a cockspert?

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It sounds like a lot of care and effort was put into this art.

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Really going for accuracy there.

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That’s more of a post-handling output.

that is a medium sized sky penis at best.

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“Let’s do it.” I suspect that more than a few whimsical endeavors and disastrous pranks have included that remark.

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@pesco @beschizza @Mister44

With apologies to Ryan North…

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It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

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i really appreciate how much thought they put into it for some reason.

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I beg to differ! You’re telling me a couple of ovals is more complicated than a shaft and balls?!?

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As any man will tell you, an identifiable clitoris is the challenging part. :confused:

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… not all men.

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Shouldn’t there be a hashtag?

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