Bored pilot graffitis two dicks and a message in flight path

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/02/22/bored-pilot-graffitis-two-dick.html

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Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their shirts all soaked with sweat,
They’re fly’n hard to sketch that word but they ain’t caught it yet
They’ve got to fly forever up on that range in the sky
on horses snortn’ fire
As they soar on hear them cry
Yippee-i-ay ---- Yippee-i-ohhh—
Dick writers in the sky

Yippee-i-ay ---- Yippee-i-ohhh—
Dick writers in the sky

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I want to live in a country where this is the level of scandal on the evening news!

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Reread the headline replacing the word “graffitis” with the word “with” and this headline becomes… well honestly I have no idea what to expect.

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A new Sting single?

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Eh - why should I care if someone expresses their appreciation for dick?

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Bit chilly at that altitude, eh?

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Now, I don’t know this guy’s sexuality, but I would just like to point out that straight guys sure like drawing dicks all the time. What’s up with that?

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I don’t know but there are plenty of people speculating:

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I wanna say it’s something like those movies where someone keeps compulsively drawing a picture that is haunting their dreams, and it turns out to be the face of a demon that is possessing them. I mean, dicks aren’t all bad, but sometimes they do feel like the devil on your shoulder. Coincidentally I am watching the Lorena Bobbitt documentary with my wife right now. I must say, everyone in Manassas county Virginia in 1993 looks like a Saturday Night Live character.

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We just like dicks, i guess…

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NSFW

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See, if you were a consumer of porn you would already be shocked at the number and magnitude of dicks in porn intended for a putatively-hetero audience. As a non-consumer of dicks, I can only stand amazed, like Dave Bowman at the end of 2001.

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I’m amazed by how precise the writing is.
Did he had to enter all the coordinates in his flight controller or did he free-han… free-fly it?!

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Well, he left out the apostrophe so that loses him points.

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I do recall an interview with Lemmy from the 90’s where he complained about how the Playboy Channel movies were edited, “they don’t show dicks!”

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Fear?

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What was reported:

Retired Qantas A380 pilot Chris Wilson said he thought the message was “harmless”.

What he really thought:

Retired Qantas A380 pilot Chris Wilson said he thought the message was “priceless”.

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2019 Time person of the year.

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straight guys sure like drawing dicks all the time. What’s up with that?

have you ever tried to draw an accurate vulva? from memory?

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