Marjorie Taylor Greene takes on big Butt Plug

She’s battling herself??!

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Maybe she’s just mad because she can’t get a tantric sex guru / gym owner extramarital affair partner as easy as one can buy a butt plug.

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This Mussolini-themed version might be more to her tastes.

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As if there was absolutely nothing – nothing! – else around that would have sufficed.

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In fact there is a whole genre of Mussolini-styled buttplugs.

A while ago I collected a gallery. Riddled: A perineal theme

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Given the fact her husband recently filed for divorce, I think she was giving some shopping advice, rather than clutching at her pearls.

Not that I’m kink-shaming or anything…

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Perhaps she’s hoping that liberals retaliate by sending her oodles of the very thing she actually wants: FREE butt plugs.

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Are we still doing phrasing?

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Oooh-err [/Frankie Howerd voice].

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Christ what a butt plug!

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… madison cawthorn didn’t seem to have any trouble, uh, “plugging in,” so to speak :grimacing:

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So what is Target’s official response?

Is it time to make “MTG: Congressional ButtPlug” trend?

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Are the butt plugs and dildos a part of the Magnolia collection? Or are they a Good & Gather item?

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I don’t know if they’re really selling purpose-made butt plugs and dildos at Target and CVS, on open display or not.
But I do know enough emergency room nurses to have learnt that everything is a butt plug with enough commitment, effort and endurance.
So Marge ain’t entirely wrong here.

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Yes, the story is amusing but it buries the lead. The public promotion of a violent coup to take over the country is what makes Greene a dangerous figure, especially as she rises within the Republican Party. She is like the John Iselin character (modeled after Joe Mcarthy) in the Manchurian Candidate.

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Just in time for Christmas!

Can also double as a tree ornament. :slight_smile:

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Every accusation is a confession.

cough-cough

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Ours in California have various toys, under lock and key but out on the floor, along with condoms and lubes. And of course, available online for the more easily embarrassed.

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They’re “Up & Up”. Duh.

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All in Motion? Bullseye Playground? Favorite Day?

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