Yeah, she doesn’t have enough arm strength so she flails her body around.
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… if there was video of me doing that I would pay people money not to post it on the internet 
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It’s a cross-fit thing called kipping, apparently. My brother was into crossfit for awhile. I don’t know if he still is.
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If as Marjorie Taylor Greene claims we’re in a “post Constitution” world (spoilers: we’re not), does that mean the Second Amendment is no longer in effect?
Her NRA bosses may not be happy with her for that position.
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Sporkfoot Kipping
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I had to google that. I had no idea what you were talking about. So now I know what MTG’s feet look like. Yay?
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Mad Madge fails to understand the Constitution is the only thing keeping her treasonous behind from prison and/or execution right now.
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Sploot kipping?
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Every accusation is a confession.
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It’s hard to get blood parasites to show up for a jury summons.
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That might be what she’s trying to do. But like when she’s being a congresswoman, what she’s actually doing is a grotesque, flailing, incompetent parody of the real thing.
ETA: What makes that gif funnier is she’s apparently been doing CrossFit since 2011, was a CrossFit coach and ran a Crossfit gym.
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The only use that Empty has for the constitution is to beat people with it.
In prints they are often seen carrying large wooden clubs, which they liked to call “constitutions”
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I’ve been doing it wrong all my life
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They’re obviously using the Republican definition of communism, which is:
“Communism is when something I don’t like, and the less I like it, the more communister it is.”
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Huh. Well I didn’t know either definition until this thread. I’m learning all kinds of things today. Two definitions for kipping, what MTG’s feet look like…can I just rewind time to before I saw this post actually?
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Yeah… doing whatever hyper-extensive bullshit MTG does as an excuse for “cross-fit” can’t be good for the spine and ligaments.
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Stupid is as ReThugliKKKlanners do. Perjury Taylor Greene has no idea how much The Stoopid runs in her - she well represents the ReThugliCon Party.
Sure, but she’s not broken, just slow.
Which means she is right once every couple hundred years or so.
It’s both.
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CrossFit is often accused of being a cult, or at least cultish. There’s often an attitude of you’re not really exercising unless it’s CrossFit, which is silly. Some gyms are run better than others.
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