Martin Shkreli's appeal denied

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/18/martin-shkrelis-appeal-denie.html

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Nice to have a little good news. Enjoy the rest of your time in the slammer, pharmabro.

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Remember when he said jail was easy or some such?

He needs a new nickname since he no longer is phramabro - I wounder what his prison peers call him?

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True justice would be to take away all his money, infect him with a disease, then charge him the prices he set for a cure. Maybe that would help his empathy.

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A good counter-trolling move would have been for Hillary to get a haircut and send the trimmings to Shkreli along with a bill for $500 Million.

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No, no, then he’d have a good excuse for refusing to pay.

Just give one of your hairs to a friend and have them mail it to him, then either make a public noise about his refusal to pay or, if (pigs might fly) he does pay, do a video of your friend donating the 500 million to your campaign.

He wanted to get the prison nickname “Big Rolls”. So whatever his nick is, it’s probably not that.

Apparently he can do fifteen pushups in a row now, so he’s got that going for him:

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But what about the Wu-Tang album?

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