Somebody bought the deluxe asshole costume at party city. Fits well too, and he really got into character.
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This is why you should always keep a super soaker filled with white vinegar behind the counter. Good for idiots and cats.
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Where’s that guy that punched that nazi guy when you need him???
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That’s the build of someone who has never done a lick of work in their entire life.
The type of person who would spend 15 minutes shit disturbing in a coffee shop because they had literally nothing better to do.
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And EVERYBODY is filming everything; he’s filming, the server is filming, and everybody in line is filming. interesting social commentary.
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Cleaning ammonia
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O M G 
Trump knew this was coming all along! This plot has been brewing for years!
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Helpful hint: if you have to shout “I’m not a racist, you’re a racist!” chances are good that you are indeed racist.
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Didn’t you hear him?
He was making a proTEST.
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I generally lean pacifistic when it comes to interpersonal interactions, but watching the video my first thought was “why aren’t people kicking the shit out of him?” I’m frankly not so sure I would have been able to hold back in the heat of the moment.
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WE are the panopticon?! 
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Yeah but that would rightfully get you in real serious trouble if you hit him in the face. I was shooting for the not going to jail or getting sued route.
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Are there no laws against obstructing business?
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I have to applaud the employee’s restraint. I would have served him whatever he ordered – flung as hard as I could throw it!
Christ, what an asshole!
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They could have definitely called the cops on this ass-clown, and likely had him, at the very least, strongly encouraged to move on (with no other options).
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Well I know where I’m buying coffee tomorrow.
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Last thing I’d want would be to involve the cops. They’d almost certainly side with Commodore Assclown. And maybe break a few of the coffeeshop’s windows.
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As a former ne’er do well, I gotta say that belly looks unfamiliar. I’m thinking some hereditary metabolic syndrome. Layabouts tend to put on weight more evenly.
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Are you familiar with where this is taking place?
