Massive and mysterious wooden penis erected atop Austrian mountain

Just look at it.

:banana:

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What they don’t have is a reputation for mountains.

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“There. I’ve just found the perfect place for my magnum opus.

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As someone who has recently moved to Vienna, I have been pleasantly surprised to discover that this stereotype doesn’t seem to apply to most of the Austrians I meet.

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“Massive and mysterious”, yep, that’s how I feel about my own.

Heheh. . .

(sorry.)

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I don’t see a good scale reference in the photo. Could be one meter, or five, or more…

So, as Ed McMahon would say, “How massive…is it??”

The “suspect” could be from lots of cultures, Bhutanese famously have peckers drawn everywhere.

Then there’s the S Korean Haesindang Penis Park, where bigger is better. There’s a whole photo gallery that you would not believe.

http://tripfreakz.com/offthebeatenpath/haesindang-penis-park

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I wouldn’t call that mysterious. Looks pretty straightforward to me.

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When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad.

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Hope someone dont sit on it and enjoy the pleasure.

weird argument…you are … I think… arguing that some random person on the internet couldn’t think of something more clever than a wooden penis?

it seems you are taking this personally and are demanding that a large wooden pizza is the height of funny?

such an odd argument… did I come off as elitist by saying that I (essentially) don’t think it is that funny and frankly think it was a waste of time? I’m sorry if I offended you w/ my elitism by not liking the wooden penis. I will also add that, unless the perpetrators are under 23 years of age, I question their intelligence and maturity … the life ambitions of anyone who would go to all of this trouble to construct and mount such a thing are seriously questionable. This isn’t just a quick drawing…this likely took a long time and alot of planning.

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Personally, the idea of the sheer amount of pre-planning, cost, and effort that someone put into carving, transporting, and installing a gigantic wooden dick on the top of a mountain is what makes this wonderfully ridiculous to me. Sure, they could’ve created something transcendent and world-changing but instead they put a dick on a mountain. It’s like a big fart joke – not exactly the height of comedy, but everyone in the world gets it.

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While Northerners are more straight and reserved than Southerners, it’s more of a “when” issue.

We don’t go for excessively polite (i.e. we will not mind critiques that Americans and Britons would find scathing), but we don’t mix it with humor and do not mix professional work and joking, keeping work and private life separate.

Please tell me that Trump’s Korean hosts have added it to his agenda

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