Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/06/30/massive-star-100-times-larger.html
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The heartless are coming. Anybody see a kid with a giant key lately?
Space is deep.
The Dyson Sphere has been activated!
An advanced civilization with the largest bong ever? “We smoked it!”
Anyone look toward Uranus?
Sorry, this story begs for a good Uranus joke
It’s the cyclonic separation that makes it better than a regular sphere.
Maybe they should check and see if it left a note. “Going on vacay, see you in a few hundred years”
pay no attention… just rearranging a few things…
Nah. Either some local kid reversed the polarity, or they crossed the streams. It’ll be one of those, for sure.
Massive star vanishes?! CANCEL CULTURE IS REAL, PEOPLE!!!
Nice! Very clever.
Killed in a level of warfare we can’t even conceive of.
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Blocked by something even bigger, but opaque. But that wouldn’t really explain the loss of wind they talked about.
Vice is now a source of trusted astronomy news?