Matt Gaetz pal pleads guilty to six felonies

Hope he rolls on Gaetz before he gets Epsteined

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I still keep reading it that way. It’s a fun little trick of either psychology or typology. Or psychotypology.

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Me, six. That endorphin rush cratered faster than a job in the last administration.

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Also, weird way to write “raped.” She was under 18; it’s rape. I wish the media would stop saying “sex with.” Rape. It’s rape.

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OK, but given the record of white dudes not being held responsible for their actions, I’m not optimistic about Gaetz getting indicted, regardless of how tightly connected to Greenberg he is. Look at him. If anyone could sleaze his way out of an indictment, it’s that slimeball.

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Gaetz got word of the six felony guilty pleas after enjoying yet another tantric sex session with Marjorie Taylor Greene on their tour bus and then quietly packed his toothbrush into a traveling case and now sits waiting by the side of the road, quietly contemplating his near future. The unusually quiet demeanor of Gaetz is starting to scare people… it’s a tantric thing, we wouldn’t understand. QAnon has not commented, either. Quiet. Just so quiet…

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So, the guy gets a sweet deal to plead down to only SIX FELONIES, if cooperates. What charges would he have been facing if he did not want to cooperate and take the plea deal?

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Possession or distributing child pornography seems likely since Greenberg accused a political rival of being a pedophile. It’s always psychological projection with authoritarian followers; “every accusation is a confession.”

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