Matt Gaetz’s positive spin on lesbians being raped and losing their body autonomy is non-sense

[IronEdithKidd]

Trebuchets are great for yeeting! Good ones are just as fatal as guillotines, but somehow more satisfying in that the entire corpus of the yeeted is rendered to pulp.

Can I say yeet again? I love that word, the kids are all right.

[chenille]

There are 330 million people in America. So long as one of them is not living miserably under their boot, they can and intend to get worse.

[Shuck]

Rocket-assisted yeeting right into the goddamn sun.
(It is a good word.)

@chenille

So long as one of them is not living miserably under their boot

And after everyone is living miserably under their boot, they’ll still get worse by ratcheting up the horrors they inflict, since they’ve set the baseline and they figure they can get away with more…

[Melizmatic]

At this rate, I will eventually run out of apt gifs & memes expressing my boiling rage.

But not today:

[anon3894935]

[anon29537550]

@Shuck

since they’ve set the baseline and they figure they can get away with more…

I have said before that they will always be as evil as they think they can possibly get away with. And then push a little further than that. This will continue until they are stopped. Period.

[anon61221983]

@Shuck

Forget guillotines, get out the fucking wood-chippers.

[AJinNH]

Nothing would tickle me more than a Gaetz flying ass over teakettle through the air over the moderately large distance a trebuchet could attain. The optimum landing area would be an incline which ameliorated the harm a direct impact onto a horizontal or vertical plane would provide. However any benefit provided by the incline would be negated by the field of cactus slathered in lime juice in which said incline would be covered.

[AJinNH]

Want. Most want.

[FloridaManJefe]

that’s…
oddly specific.

i have limes.

[BakerB]

As long as the cactus aren’t of a protected variety.

[Shuck]

[AJinNH]

Just an overly large patch of your typical prickly pear; Opuntia engelmannii or ficus-indica perhaps. A large enough patch which would be impossible to miss. Although, I don’t think any violent movement of the limbs on Gaetz’s part would alter the general trajectory in an appreciable way. The risk of a miss might be lessened by binding him securely, but the windmilling of the arms and futilely spastic leg-kicking inevitably accompanying his swooping arc would be worth it.