Originally published at: Matt Gaetz wants Kyle Rittenhouse to be his intern | Boing Boing
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Building a Congressional office specifically to represent the rapey and racist fratboys of America. Call it the Marmalard Coalition.
It’s a sad commentary on the American justice system that right-wing scumbags like Gaetz are already making the not-unreasonable assumption that Horst Rittenhouse will walk away from this trial a free man momma’s boy.
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Obviously. /bitterdisgustindicator
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Awkward if Kyle Rittenhouse goes to prison. Wait, that could still work out.
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He just wants him to introduce him to his female classmates
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Today in news that was unexpected yet completely unsurprising to hear…
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Gaetz is trying to find a way to ride the Rottenhouse Popularity train.
Repubbies sound very confident he’ll get off scott free. And if he doesn’t, they can rally around another white male “victim.” Win win!
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´"helping the country in additional ways"
Implying that killing two people was helping the country…
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Slight change to headline:
Matt Gaetz wants Kyle Rittenhouse to be his intern attention and always gets his name in the news next to the current right wing cause célèbre
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Also his lawyers.
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Unfortunately he’s too busy hitting them:
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^^^^^^^^ THIS^^^^^^^^ so much THIS!!!
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Gaetz: Kyle, would you mind running down to the commisary and pick me up some fritos? And watch out for those guys in cellblock C
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Can’t. That bin is full.
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Christ, what a couple of assholes.
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If Gaetz is adopting Rittenhouse, I guess Nestor better start packing his bags.
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Gaetz plans to rename him Nestor to avoid any confusion.
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ADDITIONAL?
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