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We just picked up some TP after several days without.
It was like eating dog food out of a tin before.
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I’d shake your hand, but…
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Bloomin’ onion just took on a whole new meaning.
The most hillarious thing is that at my local stores TP is out, but tissues are still stocked.
I´m gonna tell you a little secret here: In an emergency, you can wipe your butt with paper tissues.
You can also walk over to the shower and wash your butt with some water.
I wouldn´t suggest using papertowels thou, they clog up the plumbing.
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that has painted a picture that is going to take a while to erase.
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I swear in my college dorm days we had a few guys that I would have named Master-Blaster for their toliet habits.
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I’m just really worried that I’ve only been able to complete 3/4 of the wall of stacked toilet paper rolls around my home. That leaves me 1/4 exposed to the coronavirus demons! I’m wearing my bandolier of hand sanitizer bottles, of course, but I fear it won’t be enough.
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You can run, but you can’t wipe.
I see what you did there…
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