Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/11/top-toilet-paper-manufacturer.html
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The enormous toilet roll in the above screengrab is called the “Mother Reel” — I’m not making this up — and will be portioned into 10,000 baby rolls for the cleanliness and comfort of your anus.
First comment on the blue website: “Rob, I would prefer it if you did not directly address my anus.”
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Your mother really is so fat?
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“Please be patient. We are deforesting as fast as we can!”
Well, if that’s how they roll…
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Too late: your cat saw it, and he wants one.
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We need that here in my city. People are in full panic mode and the tragedy of the commons has settled in. Every drugstore, Target, CostCo, grocery store, and Amazon are all completely cleaned out of toilet paper. In this city of 13 million, I think we have… 20 confirmed cases of COVID-19? What I have learned from all this is how easily people panic. That worries me more than the virus.
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“…our entire inventory has been wiped out!”
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