Oh.
Surprising.
Oh.
Surprising.
basing our economic recovery on wankers.
âŚbrings a whole new meaning to the concept of trickle-down economics
Exactly! So whatâs the point of the vulva shape? I just wish such toys didnât try to look realistic, because the idea of a toybox of message toys sounds appealing enough, but a toybox of ersatz body parts - not so much.
I dunno. Most straight dudes like the appearance of the vulva I guess? Donât ask me, Iâm one of those weird dudes who likes girls sometimes, guys sometimes, but nobody most of the time.
That last one probably has something to do with being put on Prozac for ten years starting when I was 13.
iâm a straight guy and i do really like the appearance (and everything else) of the vulva⌠which is why the molded silicone nubbin on the fleshlight is so goddam off-putting. itâs the sexual equivalent of that clown bed from The Simpsons except more depressing.
I was thinking along those lines.
Not exactly nipple shaped, nor functionally in the ballpark of a nipple, but gets the job done for the purpose it was made.
ETA: Did anyone elseâs stomach turn when he stretched the fleshlight out like a piece of strawberry taffy Bubble gum?
this reminds me of an old boingboing post: http://boingboing.net/2014/10/31/things-fitting-perfectly-into-2.html
Related (for all yaâll uncanny valley enthusiasts):
You know who you are.
I should have known better than to watch that. Now Iâm gonna have nightmares.
that breast-dildo-penis thing would be awesome as a chocolate cake. Iâm hungry right now, thatâs my excuse, and iâm sticking to it.
Iâm sorry. NSFS content is usually Boingboing-appropriate. (S is for sanity).
I canât blame you for my own foolishness. Iâve seen worse. A lot worse. But something about dolls generally creep me out. Probably the eyes. I donât like eyes. I used to have to force myself to make eye-contact with people, and now Iâve trained myself to do it automagically.
Have you ever been in an anechoic chamber? It only takes about a minute or so before you can hear your eyeballs squeaking in their sockets when youâre looking around. That was pretty squick for me.
I had the impression (from articles like this, I mean (MSFW)) that the popularity of the FleshLight rested primarily in its seemingly innocuous, utilitarian exterior design rather than the particular qualities of the models used.
I think that the original notion is that it was somehow âdisguisedâ as not-a-sex-toy, for those people worried about snooping roommates or burglars, although absolutely no flashlight ever really has the form-factor of a Fleshlight case. The ones that are disguised as tallboys do a little better, although then you have to come up with a reason why theyâre not in the fridge. (If you donât mind it being cold, which suggests crypto-necrophilia but whatever, then thereâs the potential problem of someone trying to drink it.)
Also, the worst thing about this video is the music.
[quote=âhalloween_jack_, post:55, topic:50391â]although absolutely no flashlight ever really has the form-factor of a Fleshlight case[/quote]Ooh! I bet thereâs a market there.
What do they mean âWarning! Mature contentâ? How mature does a person need to be to rub their genitals on a doll?
Theyâve got that angle covered.
Freaks Zombie⢠Mouth Fleshlight (NSF⌠OK, letâs just assume that every link in this thread is NSFW. )
I was kinda hoping the model wasnât every SWMâs (wet)dream girl, but rather a more average looking woman like the one working the factory line trimming the ragged bits off. But I suppose that wouldnât do well for sales.