Meet Hex Johnson, the self-taught Navy Seal

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Originally published at: Meet Hex Johnson, the self-taught Navy Seal | Boing Boing

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[Jesse13927]

@boingboing

I am a self-taught Navy Seal

Sure you are, Napoleon Dynamite, sure you are.

[RickMycroft]

@boingboing

“My entire personality is the 2nd Amendment.”

He doesn’t seem well regulated.

[Akimbo_NOT]

Maybe self-entered into an FBI watch list.

[Mr.Mofo]

Anxious to hear an update from his brother, “Almost Airborne”.

[Brainspore]

I get the gag he’s going for but these people are already pretty much parody-proof by virtue of being so utterly ridiculous already. It’s the same reason Alec Baldwin’s Trump impression on SNL got old after a while despite being so spot-on.

[rob_dobbs]

Or his cousin, the Greenhorn Beret.

[awfulhorrid]

Yeah, that’s the problem I’m having here. It’s trying to sound like satire, but it’s almost indistinguishable from similar videos that are serious about it.

[Eboreg]

@boingboing

My name is Hex Johnson, and I failed the police personality test

I’m both surprised and relieved

[Melizmatic]

self-taught Navy Seal

[knoxblox]

[howaboutthis]

He’s a grown-up mall ninja.

[euansmith]

Rizzo, you were the best.

[FloridaManJefe]

any relation too Cave Johnson?

[Peter_Willard1]

Poe’s Law in action