Meet Hex Johnson, the self-taught Navy Seal

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Sure you are, Napoleon Dynamite, sure you are.

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He doesn’t seem well regulated.

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Maybe self-entered into an FBI watch list.

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Anxious to hear an update from his brother, “Almost Airborne”.

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I get the gag he’s going for but these people are already pretty much parody-proof by virtue of being so utterly ridiculous already. It’s the same reason Alec Baldwin’s Trump impression on SNL got old after a while despite being so spot-on.

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Or his cousin, the Greenhorn Beret.

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Yeah, that’s the problem I’m having here. It’s trying to sound like satire, but it’s almost indistinguishable from similar videos that are serious about it.

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I’m both surprised and relieved

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self-taught Navy Seal

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arrested development seal GIF

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He’s a grown-up mall ninja.

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Rizzo, you were the best.

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any relation too Cave Johnson?

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Poe’s Law in action

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