Originally published at: Megachurch pastor sorry for rubbing spit all over man's face during sermon | Boing Boing
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Wow. Now I’m really not looking forward to the second coming of Jesus!
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Megachurch pastors all apparently follow an 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Be a Thoroughgoing Arsehole.
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Not sure what is being forgiven there, but I’m guessing one of the more commonly broken promises.
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I disagree with the entire premise, but I think the fact that he didn’t realize that it would have had a significantly different impact with his audience if he had been the victim rather than the perpetrator just shows he isn’t in a mindset to follow Jesus’ teachings, so he probably shouldn’t be preaching them.
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“Receiving vision from God might get nasty,”
Mmmm, somebody’s got some something something for somebody.
P.S. God doesn’t exist.
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take the blind dude to the three-eyed cow.
throw the preacher out in the street.
I don’t think he’s all that interested in following Jesus’ teachings.
Its all about the money with those guys.
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I missed the part in Sunday school where the son of god hawks a loogie and smears it in someone’s face before he walked on water or turned water to wine.
I probably would have gotten into the same trouble questioning this as I did when I asked why the creator of the universe needs me to tithe.
Puking a bit after taking Peyote is normal, so…
Doesn’t slow these grifters down one bit.
They play Joel Osteen commercials on t.v. all the damn time & not once have I ever heard him mention Jesus.
Just can’t imagine why… /s
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Don’t expectorate it too soon.
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Perhaps it was a token of a lot of respect?
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First impression was wondering if this was some kind of kink thing - but then it said he was his brother, so I hope not. O_O
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So it’s a double kink thing, then.
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