Menu at Saudi hotel offers "accuracy of sheep meat", "my property" and "tuna is a problem"

You’re so cool; a real Heep Sheep!

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Ask for that around here, and you might be told to bring your own (bargain Navalle, or Napa for higher-end properties):

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“Salat” was one I felt reasonably confident about the translation but was way off.
It turned out to be a curry-like meat dish:

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Qishta restaurant

Hi, how are your peas with tuna?

Friday
Not a problem
After one day
Foul white jar

It’s Monday already. Shit.

Stir fried with hummus

Sounds good to me.

Thank you, hummus

You’re welcome. I’ll have that.

Foul with hummus

That’s too bad. What’s the difference between the liver with cheese and the liver liver with cheese?

Boycott
Boycotting cheese

May I ask why…?

Worried

Normal doubt

She is suspicious of cheese

Who is?

A regular Erika

I don’t know who that is, but okay. I’ll have the Salat. At least I know what that is.

Shows what I know. What are the tuna beans?

White beans
Beans, gentlemen

Can I just get the tuna?

Tuna is a problem

Really?

Popular problem

Then what do you recommend?

Chicken dump truck

Erm, no thanks. What else?

Moza restaurant

I’ll go there instead, thanks!

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After “Beans, gentlemen,” all the men around the table lift their glasses and declare “Beans! Long may they grace our tables!”

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Just be sure NOT to order the Foul with Cheese if you suffer from favism, a genetic disorder which causes allergy-like reactions to fava beans.

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You used to see it a lot when Craigslist still had personal ads.

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