Michael Cohen secretly taped Donald Trump talking about paying off Playboy model Karen McDougal over sex claims

It’s very telling that the best ‘compliment’ he can ever come up with for any woman he doesn’t hate is that “they remind him of his daughter.”

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Especially right before sex. That was even enough to squick out Stormy Daniels, and she’s presumably seen it all.

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[quote=“Brainspore, post:101, topic:124753”]
Trump doesn’t see women as actual people. He sees them as objects to have sex with. He even talks about his own daughter in terms of how f*ckable she is.[/quote]

now that you remind me of that, maybe something did happen in Russia on one of his earlier trips that that have on him - I was doubting that and learning towards illegal financial activities and undocumented loans but if he simply cannot kept it in his pants despite being JUST MARRIED he’s not going to resist yet another woman throwing themselves at him like he apparently become used to

seriously though, I really have so many questions for the women, he’s not THAT smooth of a liar

All those women aren’t having sex with him because they find him smooth or attractive. They’re having sex with him because he’s rich and powerful and having sex with such people is one way to aquire opportunity or material comfort.

(Then of course there are also the women who have sex with him because they’re on Putin’s payroll.)

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At least Eric already looks like he was thrown under a bus, so there’s that…

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It’s not some magic incantation like “diplomatic immunity”. ACP can be bypassed in many ways. Trump’s legal team publicly discussing this in of itself is dissolving any potential ACP.

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Also relevant…

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Jesus christ dude. What he’s suggesting is that the reasons people cheat have little to do with judgement on their partner’s looks. Or whether their partner sexually services them to their satisfaction. And certainly aren’t their partner’s fault.

Men like Trump cheat because they view women as objects and status symbols. The more women they grope up on the more butch and super manly and important they are.

Your read on this is one step removed from Trumps own excuses. “Of course I didn’t cheat look at my wife!” “I didn’t sexually assault that woman she totally an uggo!”

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but what you are suggesting is they got got married, Melania said “no more sex” and trump said “well I’ll show you”

Not exactly, but what I was trying to get at is that the act of cheating most of the time has less to do with the relative attractiveness of the person cheating with, and more to do with how the act makes the cheater feel. For example, revenge for being denied sex. Maybe just to make him feel powerful or desirable, because the attentions of Melania will never be enough to do that (at least for very long).

There is no way Trump cheats because those women are hotter than his wife. He probably cheats chiefly because he can, and it inflates his ego and satisfies his Id (however temporarily).

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My immediate thought on learning that there are tapes is "Goddamnit! If someone leaks the Russian pee tapes (which will inevitably be leaked on every internet site ever), I’m going to inadvertently end up seeing tRump getting a golden shower! Ffuuuu!

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The Steele dossier said that it was Trump watching hookers pee. Probably not involved.

Hopefully.

But you know what? I hope is at least maturbating in it.

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I can honestly say that, if I ever see a video of tRump mini-manhanding little tRump, that I’m officially done with the internet.

(and I have a-hole friends that have sent me to lemonparty. org, and renamed the infamous twogirlsonecup video to fool me into opening it [which by this point, I should know never to view or follow links sent by one particular jackoff (I’m talking about you Miguel!)]).

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But you know, best case scenario is him banging a dude.

I have speculated that this was a dealbreaker for his supporters, and indeed this latest revelation posted on Breitbart yielded a bunch of commentators saying exactly that: I don’t care as long as it’s not a dude.

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Former Louisiana governor (and eventual racketeering convict) Edwin Edwards once famously bragged “The only way I can lose this election is if I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.” I think you’re right that Trump’s base would give him a pass on the “dead girl” bit though.

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The winks weren’t caught on tape.

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“I can handle things. I’m smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb. I’m smart and I want respect!”
Yep, I can totally hear that monologue in Spanky’s voice.

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At this point, I suspect his hypocritical “Christian” base could find him sodomizing the second coming of Christ himself, and would find the ability to ignore it or twist it into something about Hillary…