Michael Cohen secretly taped Donald Trump talking about paying off Playboy model Karen McDougal over sex claims

I’ve heard the tape in question, and can say without a doubt that it is not a recording of Donald Trump, but in fact is his PR flack John Miller’s voice on the tape. End of discussion.

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Literally came in here to say this and by the time I scrolled to here, there you are. Well done sir. Well done.

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Everybody knows that John Miller is a real human being that is not a pseudonym for Donald Trump when calling in to talk shows to talk himself up.

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I absolutely cannot believe that we went from a president like that, to a spray tan weasel abortion hairpiece that speaks with the intellectual capacity of a 5 year old with moderate brain damage.

It’s almost as if America was the human body and we were fighting off ignorance as HIV, except the brainless among us had a mass orgy of unprotected anal sex that led to full blown violent delusive stupidity AIDS.

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So he’s like Sergeant Klinger from M.A.S.H? Explains a lot, actually.

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You figure he expected Cohen was recording him?

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I guess by this point, we’re supposed to figure that doesn’t matter, because other politicians are pissants and Trump is so GREAT!

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I can’t believe Michael would do this to me.

I can lol

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How long before we hear Rudy tell us that the president is immune to all court suits, including divorce?

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I sense that you’re holding back.

:wink:

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"Rudy Giuliani, Trump’s attorney representing the president in various ongoing scandals, confirmed the tape’s existence, but dismissed its significance by saying that it was less than two minutes long, according to the Times.

He also claimed that the recording suggests that Trump had no previous knowledge of the payment.

“In the big scheme of things, it’s powerful exculpatory evidence,” Giuliani said."

Already Done.

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CNN just now (I know) had an interesting take on this. Their general take on it was that this is a distraction engineered by the Trump administration, noting that they waived attorney-client privilege to allow these tapes to be released. So they decided to devote most of the segment to following up on the whole Helsinki press conference while putting it on blast that these tapes were likely to be a nothingburger since if they were actually damaging, why would the Trump administration have cleared them for release?

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If I rub my hands in glee any more, I may spontaneously combust.

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I believe that the leaker is Cohen.
He has chosen the most PR loud but least legally damaging bit of information to leak so as to give Trump a one last signal that he needs help and that, well, he has tapes.
Who else could it be?
Somebody in the FBI could do it, but then they could have leaked even more damaging things and Cohen would be furiously complaining in court about mishandling of evidence.
Trump/Giuliani could do it, but this looks terrible for Cohen and there is no particular reason to kick him now.
Also, nobody is denying its authenticity and the press would not present it as a fact without solid confirmation which can really only come from Cohen.

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Most of the screamy gamergate types probably wish they could get laid for $150k.

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you know what I don’t get about coverage on this story, which absolutely no-one is reporting but to me it is the very biggest part of this scandal

the “affair” (polite speak for sex) he is covering up happened RIGHT AFTER HE MARRIED MELANIA

I mean what the frack. He JUST got married. To Melania. Have you seen Melania? Why would he cheat on her? She doesn’t have the greatest personality but she is not a horrible person from what I’ve seen.

apparently there were other “affairs” too

who the hell are all these women sleeping with Trump, I mean look at him, ick, get some self-respect

It’s almost like infidelity is mostly not about someone being more attractive than your partner.

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hmm I maybe said that badly, but what you are suggesting is they got got married, Melania said “no more sex” and trump said “well I’ll show you” and proceeded to have sex with the next model?

tiny bit pathological but I guess that’s a pattern with him

there must be a massive trail of women he’s done that with, can’t be a one-time thing, kinda disgusting

Trump doesn’t see women as actual people. He sees them as objects to have sex with. He even talks about his own daughter in terms of how f*ckable she is.

At the time of this particular affair, Trump’s latest acquisition had temporarily compromised her value as a passive sexual receptacle by carrying, birthing and nursing a child. Gross! Time to bring in another temp.

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