I was expecting to see at least āone meeeellliiiooonā dollars. $5,000 seems wholly reasonable, if one were to completely ignore the reason for the lawsuit.
TIL: donāt mess with a Ukranianās chickens.
In before the āMila Kunis can have my ROOSTERā jokes.
Metaphor?
How horrifying! If somebody wealthy and famous stole my chicken, I might need even more expensive therapy than that. Even if they didnāt steal my chicken. In fact, just meeting a celebrity might be a trigger.
Iām unable to devote any resources to the investigation of this theft unless and until Iām assured itās a picture of the actual chicken in question.
Uh, okay: itās a picture of the actual chicken in question.
Now, go git 'em, tiger!
Celebritiesātheyāre just like you and me! They brush their teeth, they watch TV, they steal their classmatesā chickensā¦
Bloody lawyers. You omit one proviso and everyone expects you to do something.
Best headline since āWilliam Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece.ā
Hermoine just stole all of our shit.
Probably choked the poor thing too.
If only there was a video on par with āCharlie bit my finger.ā
$5000 is the largest amount you can sue for in California Small Claims Court. I canāt tell from the article in which court the lawsuit was filed, but you donāt need a lawyer for Small Claims.
ce ne est pas un poulet
Iād like to steal my chicā¦ no wait. Iād like to steal herā¦ no. If I had a chicken stolen th DAMNIT!
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