Millions of fake, unsanitary cans of Budweiser beer were made in underground China factory

For the delicious irony of it?

My grandfather used to tell a joke. I will repeat it verbatim, with the warning it was told at a time when Irish jokes were completely okay, socially speaking.

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It’s like soft drinks from the tap taste better as well.

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Will you drink it with some Lox?

Your turn.

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Was it brewed in dirty socks?

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Oh, you mean the pee is still warm?

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Yes, as worn by an ox.

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“I’d like to return my Budweiser. It’s fake.”

“I’m so sorry. How can you tell?”

“It has flavor.”

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Ironically, the counterfeit stuff was better.

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if it had a taste that would be the first clue.

:joy:

:joy::joy:

came for the flavor jokes, was not disappointed. :slight_smile:

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Marking the first time “I came for the flavor” has ever been used in the context of Budweiser.

Kudos to you, sir.

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Finally, a reason not to drink Budweiser.

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Is it safer than MOX?

it is worth noting these are bespoke artisanal HANDMADE budwisers! now with more probiotics and micro-organisms.

…not that factory machine assembled crap.

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It’s giving you dysentery on purpose! It’s the new Bud Light, you’ll lose weight by the time you’re done clearing your bowels. If Taco Bell can do it…

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“…if not, it may have been counterfeit.”

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Yes, but not safer than boTOX.

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Chinese Bud secret ingredient.

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Ah. A craft(y) beer.

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