Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/06/17/miracle-maga-water-provides-instant-freedom-with-every-sip.html
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Contributed by Ellsworth Toohey
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I think for the GQP, this one is required:
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Since they’re Know Nothing grifters, unless it’s some relabeled existing brand, it’s only a matter of time before they fuck up on the production side and make some people very ill.
(“Testing? It’s raw water, it doesn’t need fancy testing!”)
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A parody of a parody of a parody. Like with everything right-wing, the real “woke mind virus” is the people who start seeing “woke” in everything they don’t like.
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Wait. This is a joke, right? Like from The Onion? Right?
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Likewise, the real “Trump Derangement Syndrome” is Trump worship.
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Sneakers, Bibles, water, vodka, fragrances, steaks, all-purpose seasoning?. . . the list goes on and on.
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Dihydrogen monoxide? Figures.
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IKR? Don’t they know how many people dihydrogen monoxide kills every year?
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…and (“the list goes”) on and on and on. yep, that’s a trump urine test kit. ebay …currently $500, a grift spawns a grift which…
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freedom, individuality and self reliance.
from the MAGA GOP?
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They can rebrand this as a MAGA colonic and double their profits.
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Was I the only one who watched the video? I have never seen a human take such a small drink of water before. I’m not convinced she even did, actually.
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That’s what I was about to say. It looks like she’s trying to fake drinking the stuff. Did they save money by sourcing the water from Flint or East Palestine?
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Difreedom monoxide, thank you.
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… are we imagining that Charlie Kirk is filling those bottles in his backyard with a hose 
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Well that might explain why she fake drank from the bottle.
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