Self reliance is filling up your water bottle from the tap. Feel free to add stickers of your choice.
Also that fake reverb was annoying.
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Yup. I’ll occasionally add ice and a couple small packets of flavoring (Crystal Light as an example) for variety.
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Doubtless their marketing pitch will soon involve freedom microplastics and cancelled forever chemicals.
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The woke like their fancy foods all good tasting and such, but now there’s
Trump MAGA All Purpose Seasoning
So you can make eveything taste like shit.
And you’ll like it!!
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FreeDumb2.0
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The Revolution will now be Merchandised? (Apologies to Gil Scott Hereon)
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Funny, that box doesn’t look big enough to include a bed the Obamas supposedly slept on at some point.
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Filling from the tap requires the socialist water company. Best to recycle your bodies, uhm, excess liquids.
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wouldn’t it be more appropriate to use two hands to hold the bottle?
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when i see “woke” used unironically, i am reminded of george carlin:
“it’s called the american dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
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If they want to talk about clean water as a basic human right, they may want to talk about, I dunno… Nestlé?
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I’d get one that says “conservative tears, virtually unlimited”
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Obligs:
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It’s probably homeopathic, where you add a drop of freedom, then keep diluting it down to nothing.
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Oh, I have the perfect slogan for it:
"One drink will set you free.
No, it’s not poison.
Or is it? What kind of woke ass question is that, anyway?"
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TY for that…made my day (and is that where Resident Alien got its visual cards…!?! 
)
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