Goes to pull phone out of pocket, accidentally pulls out penis.
“Sorry, they feel the same.”
I remember reading a sci-fi story years ago where this family was living in a house that was a huge lab-created living organism. There was a big bruise on a wall about knee-height, because their young son hated living there and was continually kicking the house in that one spot to exact his revenge.
Needs a shocker gesture: two in the USB port, one in the headphone jack.
You are correct, my mistake.
But given my specific error I’m having a dreadfully hard time refraining from a flippant “eh, who’s counting?”
That’s scintillating wit, right there, for very specific values of ‘scintillating’ and very limited values of ‘wit’.
What’s a headphone jack, and how do I find it?
It’s something you stick in your ear to listen to music.
And don’t call me Jack.
Looks just like a Telefunken U-47.
Next to the G-Spot
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