This junk will be milked for all it’s worth. But in the end it won’t last.
It’s hard erecting jokes are a moment’s notice aiight? It’s never happened before…
Well, this is specifically about Moby Dick’s. So I’d say it is a case of whether the glans is half empty or the glans is half full…
Is there really a vas deferens?
We are grasping for a false dickotomy.
You’re in the wrong thread, perhaps?
Odd that Vancouver would be uncomfortable with Moby Dick. For years we were fine with this gem…
Yeah, I’m following both threads. I decided a mashup was called for.
I wonder what they’d do if a certain famous actor wanted to create a restaurant with his name on it in town.
“DK Van De’s House of Pancakes”?
By “famous actor” you mean Penis Van Lesbian?
Oh Vancouver… Yeah they are citing the name as the offense but I bet that’s not the real issue. The Moby Dick Restuarant is the wrong kind of restaurant for their neighborhood. God forbid, someone’s over valued house and gentrified neighborhood get sullied by being near a ‘gasp’ a non-trendy & tacky restaurant where immigrants work and poor people eat.
Then there was this word processor computer company from the 80s and 90s:
And his pals, Spinner and Paddlefoot!
/obscure Australian reference
Hey, I was delaying that one! It’s my seminal pun.
We are on the prepuce of anarchy with all these puns
I’ve run out of obscure sophomoric anatomical puns…and for some reason I just can’t quite bring myself to google “penis anatomy” to find more.
Don’t worry too much about it, otherwise you may get testie