Moby Dick's Restaurant lease blocked due in part to its "offensive name"


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Doh! Morrison & Foerster That explains it. I wondered why a prestigious law firm would operate out of a strip mall instead of class a office space. I should have been suspicious when the lawyer at “Morison and Foster” asked me “Are you a cop? Because if you lie about being a cop you can’t arrest me!”…

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It was hard not to.

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Nerrrdy South - whut whut?

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You’re very cocksure about that

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I think you win.

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It’s all a question of who’s up to the challenge and whose jokes will fall short.

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Some always have a leg up, and leave me with the booby prize.

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This junk will be milked for all it’s worth. But in the end it won’t last.

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It’s hard erecting jokes are a moment’s notice aiight? It’s never happened before…

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Well, this is specifically about Moby Dick’s. So I’d say it is a case of whether the glans is half empty or the glans is half full…

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Is there really a vas deferens?

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We are grasping for a false dickotomy.

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You’re in the wrong thread, perhaps?

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Odd that Vancouver would be uncomfortable with Moby Dick. For years we were fine with this gem…

http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2009/10/gone-are-the-days-of-pho-bich-nga-vancouver/

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Yeah, I’m following both threads. I decided a mashup was called for.

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I wonder what they’d do if a certain famous actor wanted to create a restaurant with his name on it in town.

“DK Van De’s House of Pancakes”?

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By “famous actor” you mean Penis Van Lesbian?

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