Model forwards unsolicited dick pix, chat transcripts to girlfriends of her harassers

Something like this?

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Nixon, for all his many and manifest faults, was the last Republican who felt he had a duty to help the lesser fortunate.

Wait. You’re not capitalizing his name…

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Pro-tip: use butcher paper to look like a hard worker

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I can think of one desire which might motivate it. A desire to be rejected.

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predictable, at least by my anecdotes.

Still, what a Dickhead:

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Uhm…if they were white maybe?

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Considering that a number of these dick pics are sent to women who have actually shown some interest, it does look like sometimes they’re trying to sabotage the relationship from the start. Maybe it’s easier to explain rejection that way?

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I suspect such people are seeking a doormat more than a mate. Just a suspicion.

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It really is a new definition of junk mail, isn’t it?

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That doesn’t sound much like a republican to me. And it definitely doesn’t sound like Nixon. Are you sure you weren’t talking about Carter? Not a republican, but was and is very concerned about the less fortunate.

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In any case, maybe it’s best to go over the guidelines of whether to send dick pics again:

Scenario 1: You’re on OKCupid and you have been exchanging messages with an attractive woman who you strongly believe is interested in seeing your penis. She hasn’t exactly come right out and asked you about your penis, but you’re pretty sure she wants to see it. Like, 60% sure. Also, you’re drunk.
Should you send the lady a dick pic? No.

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Also “perils,” which was the second option I saw

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Why do you care if they have implants or not? It’s none of your business.

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I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING.

(But seriously people don’t go to a nude beach just to ogle. It’s creepy.)

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Believe me, I was not ogling. It’s like, I have these eyes in my head and they see stuff whether I want them to or not.

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They should warn us. I’ve also come around a bend near San Francisco before and OH GOD, IT BURNS!!!

I’ve seen nudists in all shapes, sizes and ages but for some reason the only ones who really squick me out are the guys who walk around with shirts but no pants.

Going without a shirt says “I enjoy how sunshine feels on my skin.” Going full monty says “I enjoy how sunshine feels on my skin and I don’t care if the world sees me as God and nature intended.” But just going nude from the waist down is the meatspace equivalent of a dick pic.

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