Something like this?
Nixon, for all his many and manifest faults, was the last Republican who felt he had a duty to help the lesser fortunate.
Wait. Youâre not capitalizing his nameâŚ
Pro-tip: use butcher paper to look like a hard worker
I can think of one desire which might motivate it. A desire to be rejected.
predictable, at least by my anecdotes.
Still, what a Dickhead:
UhmâŚif they were white maybe?
Considering that a number of these dick pics are sent to women who have actually shown some interest, it does look like sometimes theyâre trying to sabotage the relationship from the start. Maybe itâs easier to explain rejection that way?
I suspect such people are seeking a doormat more than a mate. Just a suspicion.
It really is a new definition of junk mail, isnât it?
That doesnât sound much like a republican to me. And it definitely doesnât sound like Nixon. Are you sure you werenât talking about Carter? Not a republican, but was and is very concerned about the less fortunate.
In any case, maybe itâs best to go over the guidelines of whether to send dick pics again:
Scenario 1: Youâre on OKCupid and you have been exchanging messages with an attractive woman who you strongly believe is interested in seeing your penis. She hasnât exactly come right out and asked you about your penis, but youâre pretty sure she wants to see it. Like, 60% sure. Also, youâre drunk.
Should you send the lady a dick pic? No.
Also âperils,â which was the second option I saw
Why do you care if they have implants or not? Itâs none of your business.
I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING.
(But seriously people donât go to a nude beach just to ogle. Itâs creepy.)
Believe me, I was not ogling. Itâs like, I have these eyes in my head and they see stuff whether I want them to or not.
They should warn us. Iâve also come around a bend near San Francisco before and OH GOD, IT BURNS!!!
Iâve seen nudists in all shapes, sizes and ages but for some reason the only ones who really squick me out are the guys who walk around with shirts but no pants.
Going without a shirt says âI enjoy how sunshine feels on my skin.â Going full monty says âI enjoy how sunshine feels on my skin and I donât care if the world sees me as God and nature intended.â But just going nude from the waist down is the meatspace equivalent of a dick pic.