Montana is so afraid of fake nipples they want to jail people who show them in public

So these lawmakers are so turned on by seeing a nipple, they want to take away your freedom if they see one. They need to be protected from your nipple.

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Does he have a sister?

At first I was like…
Then I was likeā€¦ā€œOh, Jordorowski. Now it makes a kind of sense.ā€

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Why?

Is there any rationale behind your rhetoric?

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The last batch that I got were even better than the photo – I think that our local Portos has a pervert artist on staff…

edit: they are hoping to replace a strip club:
West Covina Will Either Get a Porto’s Bakery or Strip Club - Eater LA

Sadly, it happens here too. Woman was banned from the entire UK chain of Starbucks for sitting quietly in a corner breastfeeding her 2-month-old son. When she refused to leave, the manager called the plod and had her arrested for public nuisance.

The sad thing was that the manager was a manageress. Starbucks did have an NCT (National Childbirth Trust) ā€˜breast-friendly award’. Needless to say, it doesn’t now…

Polish lass was forcefully ejected from a branch of Sports Direct, for feeding her son whilst she was waiting for his dad.

It seems to be a regional thing, I met a Nigerian woman sitting on a bench in Meadowhall, breastfeeding her 6-week-old daughter and nobody batted an eyelid. She was wearing one of those papoose-type slings and her daughter was cradled in that, so perhaps there was less flesh exposed. Her 4-year-old was great. He’d just started school, so the novelty had yet to wear off - I got shown everything he’d made in art that day.

UKIP want a ban on public breastfeeding - Farridge called it ā€œdisgusting and unnaturalā€. Apparently this is ā€œCivilised society, not the jungleā€.

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That’s a coincidence, that’s almost exactly the same words that spring to mind when I see UKIP.

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Farage says the first thing that comes into his head if he thinks it will get votes (he didn’t go to university, for some reason which I couldn’t possibly speculate on.)
If he went into a room full of breastfeeding women all with UKIP badges, he’d be all for making it compulsory the next day because he would think he’d get some votes out of it. This is the man who, when presented with his own manifesto, said it was rubbish.
At least he’s not Hitler, because Hitler said exactly what he would do in his manifesto and then proceeded to do it. A UKIP government would leave the EU and then look around and ask ā€œwhat do we do next? I know, let’s ask a random person in a pub for a policy.ā€

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