More Gonzo Gohmert

I wasn’t sure if live-action Elmer Fudd was being serious or sarcastic.

A rep said he was being sarcastic.

Still not convinced.

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Well…

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That’s just He-Man with a different wig.

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Mind Blown GIF

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Isn’t Gohmert the one who threw snowballs in congress to “prove” climate change isn’t real?

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Nah, it was Inhofe, that other bastion of science acumen.

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I saw that! It was a pretty good popcorn flick.

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“Yes Congressman, it absolutely can be done! The first step is to create fields of sun “pressure plates”, that translate the sun’s energy into physical force, pushing the Earth ever so slowly away from the sun. For obvious reasons, these “pressure plates” need to be installed anywhere it is sunny - in fields, on building roofs etc.

Congressman, your genius may have saved us all!”

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Gohmert Pressure Plates, seen here guiding the Earth away from the sun

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Genius Reaction GIF

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But what if someone screws up?

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And I read that too. Great book.

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All you have to do is hurtle a few comets at Earth, and its orbit will be altered. Our world will then be sent spinning into a safer, colder part of the solar system.

This will all end in tears…

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With Elon Musk in the Martin Landau role.

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