This is why we can’t have nice things.
He’s handling it well compared to what? A sponge? Three monkeys stacked on top of each other under a trench coat? A butt boil?
He’s lying at every opportunity, even when the truth would serve him better. He’s trying to hide the true number of infected in this country in order to try to save the stock market. Between this ass clown and a butt boil, I’ll still take the butt boil. At least the butt boil won’t lie to my face every damned time I look at it.
I guess I’m the odd one out then. If I were asked, I would laugh into the pollster’s face just to start the ball rolling. After all of this, if I ever have anything decent to say about that man or his competency, shoot me. I’m clearly a pod person at that point.
It won’t happen past June. And I feel that’s being generous. Add to that, expect it to be taxed.
Except he’s not going to work overtime to fix it. He’ll lie and say he’s doing that, but he won’t do that. I’ll be shocked if this even cuts into his time spent on the golf course.
Before yesterday I didn’t know anyone. Last night my brother went in to the ER because of serious breathing problems over the last couple of days and they admitted him for testing. He doesn’t have strep or the flu. It’ll be 2-7 days before his results get back, but he said they are certain he has contracted covid-19. Luckily for him, he’s pretty young at 33. They should be releasing him by tomorrow. Gotta free up the bed.
With limited testing and no big rush to get concrete numbers, that 15,000 confirmed cases number doesn’t prove anything about how far it has actually reached in the States. Let’s check back in next Friday and see how things are going. If we can ramp up testing, that number will make a huge jump, like what they are experiencing in New York.
That only works in a specific Disney movie to keep a fairy alive. If we all start believing he’s doing a good job, he will congratulate himself for doing a good job while continuing to do fuck all.
I’m just guessing, but I feel like it has been due to the systematic attack on public education by the right for the past 40+ years, with the latest attack resulting in Betsy fucking DeVos being put in charge of education in this country. They want stupid people because stupid people are easier to control.