Morrissey announces a week of shows on Broadway

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/03/04/morrissey-announces-a-week-of.html

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Is Morrissey himself not canceled?? I thought surely…

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Maybe he’ll play a show or two

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24c76u

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The younger me would have jumped at this. The current me doesn’t want to hear this old racist sing.

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The glitter rubs right off and you’re nowhere, on Broadway.

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My dad’s a better person.

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Yes, old sod has gone a bit Nazi in his waning years.

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Sounds like the ol’ bigot wants some of that sweet Springsteen cash.

Given his track record over the past few years, my first reaction was “I’ll believe it when it happens.”

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Vegetarian Nazi.

(I’ll say no more.)

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If only it was possible for the world to get Morrissey’s music, without also getting Morrissey.

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The Smiths?

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I think there’s really only one good use left for Morrissey.

As meat.

(Meat is Morrissey.)

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All vegetarians have Hitler’s vegetarianism pointed out to them at some stage in their life. It’s generally not meant to make him an inspirational figure, but Mozzer’s gonna Moz.

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Cauliflower Über Alles!

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He has been relegated to being the untalented one from the Smiths who we can blame for all the bad things that happened.

See also: Graham Linehan.

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I kind of wish I had enough disposable income to fly to New York, rent a hot dog cart for a week and set up shop across the street, handing out free hot dogs to all the Morrissey fans.

Yummmm… Everybody loves hot dogs right? Well everybody but Morrissey :wink:

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…because the worst thing about the basically-an-actual-Nazi Morrissey these days is his vegetarianism?

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