Just waiting for someone to work āJust look at it.ā into this thread.
But donāt give them a box of tissue. Look the other way while they swipe it. The same goes for hand lotion.
Other funny product reviews:
For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. āUse a knife!ā they say. Wellā¦my parole officer wonāt allow me to be around knives. āShoot it with a gun!ā Background checkā¦HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think Iāll call it South Side Story.
Banana slicerā¦thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.
This is the greatest product. Perfect banana slices every time. Every morning I slice a banana - six slices onto my cereal and six slices onto my husbandās. It takes seconds. Just push the slicer over the banana and give it a quick squeeze. Another push, another squeeze and poof, that banana is history.
My husband likes bananas but hates watching me do this for some reason. He hasnāt slept in weeks. I thought it was because I was clumsy at first while I got the hang of it, but Iām real good at it now. Push - squeeze, push - squeeze. Real quick. He still hates it. Go figure.
What are āKleenex mulitpacksā? Are these packs of tissues that you can hide under the hair in the back of your head?
Good viral, Kleenex!
Kleenex: for that other kind of sneeze.
Sorry, @maggiek. Iām substituting my science reads with the complete works of James O. Thach
Thank you for sending that link. God bless us, every one.
Reminds me of a definition of āorgasmā I heard some years ago:
āLike sneezing, just down there.ā
Except that was narrated by Howie Mandel.
Interesting. I actually had to use Wikipedia to find out who Howie Mandel is. (No, really.) Then I realized the only time Iāve seen him on TV was his cameo in The Big Bang Theory. Didnāt check it then, to get the joke it was sufficient to understand he was some sort of celebrity, you didnāt had to know why he is known. I think I thought he might be a golfer or something, donāt ask me why.
The interesting bit is that his quote worked itās way into being used in non-english speaking continental Europe, crossing not only the big pond but the language barrier also.
Somebody should choose this as the thesis of their PhD!
I used to watch him way back (like 30 years ago), I believe it was on a show called āLaff Traxā which was sort of like SNL or SCTV. There was a beer commercial in there, too.
Important not to confuse him with Howard Mandel nor with Harvey Mandel. (Because itās easy to do that.)
Howard Mandel is one of the two Mandels I knew so far (the other is an architect named Richard Mandel) because Iāve read some of his articles on jazz. (I had a jazz phase a couple of years ago.)
What puzzles me is that Harvey Mandel didnāt ring a bell, I must have heard at least some of his music. Anyway, thanks for the tip!
Donāt forget Dave Mandel
Hereās where I first heard him:
Okay, itās official. Iām starting collecting guys called Mandelā¦
Wasnāt Woltz the movie mogul who woke up with the severed horse head in The Godfather?
Anyway, thanks for the info guys!
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