Motorist charged after running over self

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/03/08/motorist-charged-after-running.html

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But where is Fairfax County?

ETA the googles say Virginia. So not the antics of Florida Man.

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Witness the rise of Virginia Man!

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This story would have been better if it had the “with a sword” modifier.

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Are you implying Mr. Bonsu was ‘on the reefer’? :laughing:

I cannot not post this link on a topic such as this :slight_smile:

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A joke I remember from my youth:
Did you hear about the man who ran over himself?
He couldn’t find anyone who’d go to the store for him, so he ran over himself.

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And the police was “Hey, beating you up is our job!”
(it’s fortunate the cops had a camera this time)

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Came here to make sure this was posted. Thank you for your service.

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The post says… “Guys, remember to engage the parking brake when leaping out of a stolen vehicle in motion.”

Where does it say that the car was stolen?

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