Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/02/22/muellers-report-will-not-be.html
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thanks for the blue orbs mueller!
Seems like this rumor pops up every couple of weeks. I guess it will eventually be right. I just hope the investigation isn’t getting killed by scope creep. Trying to roll up every criminal associate of Donald Trump is a lifetime job.
Is this the negotiation phase?
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this is what I mean when I say “Until there are handcuffs being put on Nostradumbass…can we just NOT.” because I am getting sick of having to remain hopeful and being let down.
Some of us are still waiting for Fitzmas to arrive!
The summary for a recent “The Magicians” episode sums it up perfectly. Paraphrasing to put it into future tense:
Various things (will) happen, in a particular order.
I stand behind this prediction 100%.
From what I read Mueller is doing a good job of offloading stuff to SDNY. (One presumes for reasons more than scope creep)
How long did the Starr investigation take? About 4 years? And it detected one blowjob?
There are probably some more amended complaints being amended to the amended complaints.
Hey, don’t forget the cigar! I know I never will… yech.
If the report is released, it would be at an extremely odd hour of the day to keep Rump from trying to derail it’s release.
Like any time before 11AM?
More like 4 in the morning which is about a half hour after he takes a really late night dump n tweet. I don’t think he wakes up before 9 in the morning anyways
Personally I was hoping for Don Jr to be indicted before the roof came down on trump, so there is still hope.
I think we can count on advance warning being given coming up to its release.
So the real sign would be a spike in anti-Mueller tweets and a bunch of spin on stuff he is worried is in the report.
“It is not a crime to personally fellate Julian Assange while Vlad Putin watches over Skype in exchange for hacked Clinton emails! NO COLLUSION!”
I just don’t think Mueller has anything good enough to remove Trump from office.
Guess he needs a lil more time to mueller it over
This is why I come here.
But… but… Glen Greenwald’s victory lap!