Multitool in a hair-clip

A friend of mine uses spirit gum.

Really? I feel like that would jack up your kippah. It certainly makes a mess of all those goofy fake mustaches I keep buying.

For self-defence, you’ll need a hatpin (although there are also more technologically advanced hair-clips with an alarm):

Resolutely Elsa’s hand went up to her helmet, and with a flourish drew out one of the long steel pins.

“Oh, Elsa!” warned Martha.

“Be still! This fellow needs a lesson. Once more, Mr. Craig, will you stand aside? ”

Had he been sober he would have seen the real danger in the young woman’s eyes.

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What’s a trolley coin?

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I wouldn’t have noticed if he hadn’t said anything.

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