Mysterious dead creature found near the Leningrad Nuclear Power Plant


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#2

If only it were actually Ke$ha.


#3

Looks like a fetal bird…


#4

Looks like a crushed grape to me.


#5

W.W.J.D.?


#6

I’m thinking Japhroaig would plate it with a marmalade made from clementine zest and spearmint.


#7

Along with a fruity, lightly oaked Pinot Noir. I am civilized, am I not?


#8

Looks like a horse fetus at an early stage. DNA test should clear up what it is.


#9

She named it Kesha.

The only thing actually weird about this story.


#10

I think it’s that cute kid from Eraserhead.


#11

Yeah, that works for me. At least it ain’t the face of Jesus this time.


#13

Nope, it’s a trap!


#14

I liked the simple and functional alien-carrying-box, but -1 points for using Scotch-Brites as padding, makes it look cheap.


#16

Obviously, someone from Emperor Nimbala’s family line…


#17

What Would Jesus Dehydrate?

Apparently, a small dead creature.


#18

Chestburster.


#19

I’m all for picking up mysterious dead things to identify. Naming them? Only if they’re worth jarring.


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