Mysterious dead creature found near the Leningrad Nuclear Power Plant

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If only it were actually Ke$ha.

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Looks like a fetal bird…

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Looks like a crushed grape to me.

W.W.J.D.?

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I’m thinking Japhroaig would plate it with a marmalade made from clementine zest and spearmint.

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Along with a fruity, lightly oaked Pinot Noir. I am civilized, am I not?

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Looks like a horse fetus at an early stage. DNA test should clear up what it is.

She named it Kesha.

The only thing actually weird about this story.

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I think it’s that cute kid from Eraserhead.

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Yeah, that works for me. At least it ain’t the face of Jesus this time.

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Nope, it’s a trap!

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I liked the simple and functional alien-carrying-box, but -1 points for using Scotch-Brites as padding, makes it look cheap.

Obviously, someone from Emperor Nimbala’s family line…

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What Would Jesus Dehydrate?

Apparently, a small dead creature.

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Chestburster.

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I’m all for picking up mysterious dead things to identify. Naming them? Only if they’re worth jarring.

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