Milk bottles with cattle mutilation/UFO theme!


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#2

A Clockwork Orange taught me that moloko is Russian for milk.


#3

And here I thought Molocow was a character in Children of the Corn.


#4

well, that’s a “buy one and let it sour on the bookshelf with my Orbitz and OK Cola”


#5

Mutilation?


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#7

Implied in the abduction part?

Unless those flying bits and bobs in the illustration mean it’s not a tractor beam but some really sadistic matter scrambling type action going on. Damn aliens.


#8

I’d buy just the bottle.


#9

These are fantastic, but wildly impractical. There’s a reason milk comes in boxlike containers.


#10

Maybe those saucers are the ones responsible for abducting all of my local milk delivery people!


#11

Молодец!


#12

“Dammit, Scottie, the transporter is turning those cows inside out again!”


#13

Clicked, saw no mutilation. Bait successful. I want my click refunded.


#14

“And then they exploded!”


#15

Just the thing for a night of ultraviolence, eh?


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