Milk bottles with cattle mutilation/UFO theme!

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A Clockwork Orange taught me that moloko is Russian for milk.

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And here I thought Molocow was a character in Children of the Corn.

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well, that’s a “buy one and let it sour on the bookshelf with my Orbitz and OK Cola”

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Mutilation?

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Implied in the abduction part?

Unless those flying bits and bobs in the illustration mean it’s not a tractor beam but some really sadistic matter scrambling type action going on. Damn aliens.

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I’d buy just the bottle.

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These are fantastic, but wildly impractical. There’s a reason milk comes in boxlike containers.

Maybe those saucers are the ones responsible for abducting all of my local milk delivery people!

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Молодец!

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“Dammit, Scottie, the transporter is turning those cows inside out again!”

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Clicked, saw no mutilation. Bait successful. I want my click refunded.

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“And then they exploded!”

Just the thing for a night of ultraviolence, eh?

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