Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/02/tv-commercial-depicts-giant-ni.html
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I think those are called udders. Alien udders.
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I am neither shocked nor offended. I do not need to speak to the manager.
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I am fairly certain there is some hentai of this already in existence if someone was brave enough to search for it.
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Cows in Space!
The milk is always cold.
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What part was weird? Most Japanese are lactose-intolerant?
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Not at work I won’t
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That’s some astonishingly good aim! I was expecting milk to spray everywhere and klds would dance soaked in it, like the end of Aphex Twin’s Windowlicker video.
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me: Reads title
me: guesses it’s from Japan
me: clicks
me: not disappointed
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This ranks up there with the horse-head Mentos commercial for me. Brilliant. Fucking brilliant!
This probably related to all those stories of UFOs mutilating cattle.
Of course then I would expect them to be spraying hamburger instead of milk.
This explains so much.
In a more alien-like fashion these cows should be kept in sterile, gloomy chrome-steel cells, drugged and raped by object insertion often.
Oh wait, that’s the common human approach to human-cow-relations. Never mind then.
I keep hearing that from the West but by my observations they sure do consume lots of dairy product.
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Before coming to China, I was told the same about the Chinese by my professor, who is from China. Nevertheless, milk and other dairy products are sold everywhere.
The night before last I was lulled into sleep by the cowbells of some cows on an alpine pasture near my hotel. I can honestly say that few things are as soothing as this.
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“How wonderful!”
(God, I miss that show.)
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That sounds very nice. Some cows are just that lucky.
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