TV commercial depicts giant nipple UFO squirting milk into children's mouths


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/02/tv-commercial-depicts-giant-ni.html


#2

I think those are called udders. Alien udders.


#3

I am neither shocked nor offended. I do not need to speak to the manager.


#4

I am fairly certain there is some hentai of this already in existence if someone was brave enough to search for it.


#5

Cows in Space!

The milk is always cold.


#6

What part was weird? Most Japanese are lactose-intolerant?


#7

Not at work I won’t


#8

That’s some astonishingly good aim! I was expecting milk to spray everywhere and klds would dance soaked in it, like the end of Aphex Twin’s Windowlicker video.


#9

me: Reads title
me: guesses it’s from Japan
me: clicks
me: not disappointed


#10

This ranks up there with the horse-head Mentos commercial for me. Brilliant. Fucking brilliant!


#11

This probably related to all those stories of UFOs mutilating cattle.

Of course then I would expect them to be spraying hamburger instead of milk.


#12

This explains so much.


#13

In a more alien-like fashion these cows should be kept in sterile, gloomy chrome-steel cells, drugged and raped by object insertion often.
Oh wait, that’s the common human approach to human-cow-relations. Never mind then.


#14

I keep hearing that from the West but by my observations they sure do consume lots of dairy product.


#15

Before coming to China, I was told the same about the Chinese by my professor, who is from China. Nevertheless, milk and other dairy products are sold everywhere.


#16

The night before last I was lulled into sleep by the cowbells of some cows on an alpine pasture near my hotel. I can honestly say that few things are as soothing as this.


#17

“How wonderful!”

(God, I miss that show.)


#18

That sounds very nice. Some cows are just that lucky.


#19

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